right now

126balloons:

my future girlfriend/wife is out there somewhere in this world doing something…idk what but whatever shes doing i bet she looks fucking adorable doing it

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You are going to break your promise. I understand. And I hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so that I will not hate you.

Catherynne M. Valente (via hefuckin)

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haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

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kingjaffejoffer:

This was immediately after Tyson bit a chunk out of Holyfield’s ear.
Do you see how scared the cops are lmao

kingjaffejoffer:

This was immediately after Tyson bit a chunk out of Holyfield’s ear.

Do you see how scared the cops are lmao

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journey-to-nirvana:

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

wut omG

journey-to-nirvana:

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

wut omG

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Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE

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